bird warning

i saw this sign and had to take a photo and share it. the birds in canberra are scary. when people ride their bikes here they attach long spikey bits to their helmets to help scare off the birds! not my kind of place. 

this sign says:
to wear a hat (that won't protect you)

walk your bicycle (it will probably still attack you)

carry an open umbrella (so it hits the umbrella)

don't run - leave promptly (i would be running)

or

try a different route next time. (that's me i might not make it to work that day because every route had birds on it)

i don't think i could handle canberra in spring time.